i'm basically apart of every fandom ever to exist. Other such stuff: one direction (dont judge me). sherlock. doctor who. how to train your dragon. photography. supernatural. mcfly. merlin. pace university. the wanted. makeup obsessed. iron man. the vampire diaries. adam lambert. young avengers. teen wolf. and, um... soooo yeah
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cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
well this took an unexpected turn
this is interesting .
when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u
do you ever just get
that’s my friend
They say attitudes are cheap. So, here’s a dollar honey, buy yourself a new one.
I HATE HORMONES
really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter
accidentally typing the letter 8 in the middle of a word and feeling the unholy spirit of vriska serket come over you
the letter 8
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably