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About Me: 19. California girl who moved to the big apple for college. My friends know me as the "RAGING BISEXUAL!" (its a college thing) I'm a major bookworm. My taste in music ranges from "omg you gotta listen to this!!!" all the way to "i know please dont judge me."
i'm basically apart of every fandom ever to exist. Other such stuff: one direction (dont judge me). sherlock. doctor who. how to train your dragon. photography. supernatural. mcfly. merlin. pace university. the wanted. makeup obsessed. iron man. the vampire diaries. adam lambert. young avengers. teen wolf. and, um... soooo yeah


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3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 108,406 notes

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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lunawinchesterat221tardis:

mxdisonwxtkins:

vann-haal:

beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

well this took an unexpected turn

this is interesting .

PLOT TWIST

lunawinchesterat221tardis:

mxdisonwxtkins:

vann-haal:

beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

well this took an unexpected turn

this is interesting .

PLOT TWIST

3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 139,910 notes
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proctalgia:

when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u

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3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 115,504 notes

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 644,386 notes
onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 47,533 notes

prettying:

They say attitudes are cheap. So, here’s a dollar honey, buy yourself a new one.

3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 1,053 notes

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 268,036 notes

shingekiology:

condesces:

accidentally typing the letter 8 in the middle of a word and feeling the unholy spirit of vriska serket come over you

the letter 8

3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 9,010 notes

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 212,598 notes
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leesleftarm:

lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH

3 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 918,918 notes